TOTALLY FRUSTRATED....... but.... something about the big green button..... looks kinda like a green m&m.... and you know what they say about them..... LOL
Cats - Las Vegas, NV /
No, please enlighten me! What do they say about green M&Ms? (Who is this 'they' anyway?) - David
I dont know, i'm still suffering from wihdrawal. do you have betty fords address please?!
No - David
I stopped! Yeah!
Jon - Summerland/BC/Canada / Superfreak
okay, so what do you want? A medal?! - David
This is alot of..........well...yes FUN!! The key to persistence is the power of will. However, my power of will to find the big green button on the black screen was overcome by the lack of time. I will return!!!!
LDYFISH204 - FL.USA /
I'm looking forward to it LDYFISH204! (Bit of a mouthful, your name) - David
Andrew Bowden - Durham, United kingdom / Planet Bods
A-smegging-mazing! - David
Kenny Thorn - bend, or / Kenny's Page
Just like after a Big Gulp of Mountain Dew? - David
well I've always had an obsession with pressing buttons, but I am now exhausted after pressing so many of the same button. Also i have to admit that the final hidden button was not found by me but my interfering boyfriend sitting next to me who i might add cheated by looking at the source code!!!!!!!! enough exclamation marks do you think, oh maybe just one more!
emily coombs - faversham,kent,england / me stuff
Ah, but Emily, that's what boyfriends do .... interfere! It's our job! So, it appears that you live just a few miles from me .... pop over for a cuppa sometime! - David
David, I have a few things to say. First, you and I should get married. Second, you are demented. I can't believe I fell for you last damn black page. As of this writting, I haven't found that last button. But don't worry, I WILL find it. Third, I know your true identity. You're Batman! Am I right?
Martha "Sexy Knickers" Stewart
1-Okay; 2-Yup; 3-Maybe - David
Sexy Knickers later wrote .... David, there is no last green button on the dark page. I try clicking my mouse over every inch of that place and I still didn't find it. Needless to say, my finger is in a cast now. I think you owe me the answer.
In the immortal words of that BROS classic (???), "I Owe You Nothing" !! However, mail me and ask me nicely and I'll see what I can do! - David
Certainly had me going...! Clever!
Marie Phillips - CA /
Going where? - David
It kind of turned me on. :-)
Isabella - Redondo Beach, CA
Ooer! - David
Kistin - Florida, USA / Kristin's cool World!
Not much I can say to that really! - David
Marvelous, Excellent, Bravo, Hip Hip Horray, you are ingenious, clever, cheerful, comical, adventurous, care about others, entertaining, and I like You.... You kept it clean !! Keep up the good work...... mail me anything else you do....
Ann G. Daugherty - Alva, Fla /
Stop it please! You're embarrassing me! :) - David
Candi - Tulsa,ok,Usa /
Two things: 1) What's with all the periods/full stops?! 2) What's with the Tulsa Shuffle?! - David
The BGB's were very efficient in getting me where I was going. I have found many little buttons that are completely inoperative. It was definitely a refreshing experience and deserving of a sentence or two in response. Or three. Make that four. Make this six if you count "Or three." as a sentence. Of course, if you start counting
"Or three." as a sentence, there are now three of them to count! Fortunately I have better things to do with MY time than counting sentences. Ten. Well ... twelve if you count the last sentence itself as well. Of course you have to do that! And yes I'm
counting "Ten." as a sentence. Sixteen! I think.
Joe - Maybrook/NY/USA / Beginner's Guide To Life And The Internet
Hmmm, you're a bit odd really, aren't you? No worries there then! - David
Oh, WOW, that was INCREDIBLE! *gasp, gasp* Your Big Green Button is AWESOME. But... will it bring me breakfast in bed???
AmazonFox - CT, USA / AmazonFox's Web Page o' Fun
Sadly not... I've already tried that one, but it does do the dishes if you ask nicely - David
I salute you!!!! You're a genius! Thanx for giving my life a new meaning.... *grin*
Anna - Norway /
Not much goes on up there in Norway does it! :) - David
No big whoopy do!!!
I quite agree! - David
I feel all quivery inside, like I was transformed into Jello and eaten up by a beautiful woman
Jefferson Davis - Sonoma/CA/USA /
Oh, so you have that dream too! - David
The Big Green Button really is addicting. It influenced my life greatly. I will never forget the Big Green Button *sniff*. I am sad that i will never again see the Big Green Button. I am never coming back to this sight becuz it will tempt me to press the button and that would totally mess up my button pushing recovery.
I love you Big Green Button! Remember me. I am the one who pushed your button. Admit it, i was good at it. maybe even the best!
May God send you a big yellow button. And let there be little blue buttons running around the house.
Jessica - Massillon, Oh / JessLand
Hey, I completely understand Jess, I wouldn't come back either! And yes, the BGB does remember you and says that you were pretty damned good! - David
cracked up. I'm rolling on the floor. That may be because I was so entranced my house caught fire and I'm trying to put my clothes out right now, or maybe I'm just laughing really really hard.
jennifer sloane - Tucson, Arizona, America /
I don't know about you but I generally notice when my clothes are burning. Must've been some laugh! - David
Help me... I'm addicted and can't find any more Green Buttons to push...... Very Nice Site.... thanks for making me laugh.....
Orlin - Glens Falls NY /
They're out there my friend .... you just have to find the buggers! - David
I thought it was a hoot.. Whoever thought of it was definetly insame... LOL
T L Wright - Colorado Springs, Colorado /
What do you mean the barbie doll escaped the maximum security toy box?! - David
Excited, elated, and kinda stupid. LOL
Amy -Wellington, Alabama / SCANORAMA
All at the same time? - David
actually... feeling quite proud.. I stopped after 12 presses. considering my personality.. you'd be impressed!
Terisa - Glens Falls/NY/US / Asiret's Mirror
Actually, I do know you, and I am impressed! - David
Wendy - PA,USA /
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - David
I think there needs to be at least 2 or 3 more buttons....no I'm not addicted...I just need a couple for the road ya know.....please?? My homepage was just put up this morning in about 15 minutes with my new software (it doesnt even have an email link yet) But as soon as time allows I hope to have a nice little spot :)
Scott Flanders - Spanish Fort Al. USA / CeltMage`s Tower
That's called desperation, Scott! - David
I feel a little bemused. Believe it or not, my mail person gave me this web site.
However, it did give me a giggle. Thanks, I needed that.
Gale - Savannah,Georgia /
And we all take our mail people for granted don't we?! - David
HEY - IF IT'S GREEN I GOTTA GO FOR IT, BEING IRISH! FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH YOU HAVE THE BESTEST BIGGEST GREENEST BUTTONEST THING HAPPENING! AND, YEAH - THANKS ALOT - IT WAS BAD ENOUGH I'M ALREADY ADDICTED TO SOUND WAVS - NOW I HAVE A "BIG GREEN BUTTON" FIXATION -)
Eileen - CHICAGO / USA Irish's WAVS, LINKS to WAV & FUN STUFF
At least there's not so many to collect as Sound WAV's! - David
Well,,,,,,,,, I feel very proud of myself for sticking with it to the end.......... A good exercise in perseverance.
J. J. - Ca. USA /
And so you should be - David
didn't want it to stop, i forgot all life troubles for that time: kids, bills, taxes, insurance, dinner, wash, dishes, fix car, etc. thanks for the peace & quit !!
Bruce H - trenton, nj /
Anytime, now get back to your kids, bills, taxes, insurance, dinner, wash, dishes, fix car, etc. - David
I wanted to wrap myself in Yellow saran wrap and jump into the ocean!!!
emeralds - massachusetts, USA / sweet but sexy
Why yellow? - David
Laughed my ass off the whole time. Did find the button on the last page that "made me quit". Just moved the mouse back and forth and watched the bottom to see if i found something. Loved it!
Ron - Chicago,Illinois,U.S. /
Don't you hate it when you laugh your ass off? You always feel so stupid stickin' it back on - David
iliketopushbuttons.... redrum... redrum... redrum... redrum... redrum... redrum... redrum...
Boomer - Ft. worth TX / The Madhouse
Scary psycho bloke! - David
I feel depressed actually. All my life I thought I had willpower but now it's only a deflated dream, a balloon popped by the pin of reality. And I blame you. Damn you. (Have to blame someone, sure as heck ain't MY fault.)
Kcp - BFE, US / Total Obscurity Magazine
Well, I'm sorry, but if you live in BFE then it must be your fault! - David
OK, in that black room is that button that says I'm insane the button I'm looking for? Because my doctor says he is the only person that can call me insane. Once I get out of the room with the padded walls I will chase you down and show you how insane I really am.
Will - Nederland, Tx /
Okay - David
I'm EXTREMELY aroused. Too bad you aren't here to press MY buttons... only they're not green likes yours....
Jenny Kim - NYC, NY, USA /
So, what colour are they then?! - David
Well.....I loved that text that you wrote on the top! The big green button made me relize that when someone tells someone NOT to do something, it vertuly IMPOSSABLE to resest it. WHY???? I guess we might never know.(or it may be the fact that you wonder what will happen if you read on or press a button or even flip the switch or maybe pull the lever. in other words, CURIOUS!) I liked that button and i found it.
I feel like i know the secret to curiosity. i feel free! (i'm not insaine! I just wanna push buttons!!!!!!) humans can't stand it and thats why we do it. to see what will happen next. CURIUOS!!!!! (PS.16 more buttons) HE HE HEEEE!!!!!
I am very grateful that you helped me to quit. When I look back at it now, I see that it was truely a hell, although it may not have seemed that way at the time. At first I just wanted to try it. Everyone else had already tried it, I couldn't let them down! Then I thought, "Well ONE more time won't hurt!" Then I started doing it just on the weekends, but that didn't last long. Then I had to get my fix EVERY DAY!!! I lost my job, my house, my family, friends, yes, even my pet hippo! Then i started doing harder buttons, like blue, yellow and even red ones. At this time I was doing it only to forget my fierceful past. But at last I finally managed to quit, and it's all thanks to you. I owe you MY LIFE!
Jon Anders Gaasland - Oslo/Norway
I feel great, I had a good laugh, and it kept me entertained! I even found the last button, it was difficult, but I did it.
SAM - Sparta, MI, USA /
Well done Sam! - David
You know, pressing the button is not all that funny. It's actually really scary to know that you are, indeed, addicted, as the narrator points out. Nope, this isn't humour, it's horror.
Stuart Maxwell - Kelowna, BC, Canada / SAA - Stu's Alternative Art
For some some re..... reason,,,,,, I I get the urge urge to re re re re peat repeat my self self self over and over and over and over again again. Also,,,, When When I wake wwww wake up in the morning, I stumble across li lil little wet wet spots on on the sheets. Last night I had had I dream that Kirmit the frog was was chasing me! No Idea why. Do you you know why? Could you tell me me?
Nick Williams - Springfield, Illinois USA /
So, you have those dreams too huh? - David
Fantastic! I couldn't feel better! Thanx to the big green button, my life is changed forever.
Jessie - Alta Loma, CA, USA /
Glad to have been some help - David
i am, at the moment very annoyed with my so-called friend who
sent me the email containing the link to the big green button.
teresa - eastlake, ohio, usa
Well, just so long as you don't take it out on me! - David
i feel skanky
Hello again Mindy! Shanky????? - David
I feel like I have to go back to your homepage and start pressing the Big Green Buttons again, just to see if I can do it. I'm not sure how I found the last one, but I did, and I'm proud of myself! And I'm now going to spend the rest of my life in a pretty white jacket in a pretty white room taking pretty white pills, all because of the Big Green Buttons. Aren't you proud of yourself now? All this is added to the fact that I'm grinning foolishly and evilly, both at once.
Calladona - Raleigh NC USA
The buttons drew me in and I was hooked... I couldn't stop! Even while looking through the rest of your well-designed pages, I kept thinking about the buttons.... the buttons.... and of course... you!
Kara - Youngstown, Ohio, USA / The Home Page
Bless your little heart! Thanks Kara! - David
We Loved the Big Green Button. It was so funny!!! We can't
believe you took away our button!!! We would have gone on and on
forever and ever. One suggestion, MAKE THE DOT PURPLE NEXT TIME.
Kelly - williamsburg, VA /
Why purple? - David
I was so scared I had no idea what to expect, but now that I have I want to press it agian and agian and agian.
Heather - Canton,Ohio, USA /
Well, go on then! - David
What? What button?
WenPigo - Newfane/Vermont/US
I just can't help it man. . . . .I love the green button. . .I had to play with it again. . . . .I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BUTTON!
belle - hf, ny, usa /
Thanks you Belle ... I love you too! - David
I feel lovely and relaxed whenever I play with your lovely big button. I just can't help myself, I need that lovely firm big button pressing against my...
Mr. X - Manchester, England
Er .... is that *Mr*, or was that a typo?!!!! - David
Like someone trying to convert Fahrenheit to Centegrade in his head while his house is burning down (Douglas Adams, "Life the Universe and Everything")
David Stigant -Houston Tx /
Ah, a man who knows his classic books! - David
a little dizzy...
Well stop spinning! - David
i feel like a whole new person. your button has opened my eyes to new experiences. i want you to know that that big green button has changed my life. i am now a brand new person. THANK YOU!!!!
Brea - Mt. JUliet, Tn, USA /
I have such a priviledged position, being able to actually change people's lives! Wow! - David
i feel priveledged that i should have such an honor as to press the green button. i feel very special and loved.
Amber - Nanuet, NY US of A /
You are special and you are loved! Remember that, especially when no-one else does! - David
I thought it was great!!! Really had me wondering if I didn't have anything better to do with my life than look for the Green Button!!!
Terry Lowery - Knoxville, TN /
Terry, you obviously don't! - David
i feel sooooooo relieved that there are peoples buttons
to push no matter what!!!! hahahahahahha! Actually it
was fun, to be able to play this game of self control!!!
Alicia - Peachtree City, GA USA / Alicia's Smashing Pumpkins
Yes, it's always fun to push people's buttons - David
Lauren - USA /
Succint and to the point! That's what we all need! - David
Great Wonderful but what I would like to now in the last page where is the hidden button!
Simmone - NY / Agent 007's secret page (shh)
Not gonna tell you! Na na na! - David
That hidden button was a real challenge. Why do I continue to search? Why do people climb mountains?
Shira Goldman - Philadelphia, PA USA /
I don't know, why do people climb mountains? - David
I was dissappointed that at the end thats all there was. A lousy quit button
Nikki - Chicopee/MA/USA / Whiskkas Home Page
Yeah, sorry about that! Um, don't know about in the States but here in England Whiskas is a catfood! What flavour are you? - David
cool. I want to do it again
juliet Skywalker - calgary, Alberta /
Any relation to Luke? (Jeez, I can't believe I just wrote that! How many times have you heard that?!) - David
Confused that you have this much free time devising such a devistating device.
Monique - Albuquerque, NM USA /
Confusion is a wonderful thing isn't it! - David
Cool, where did you get it?
Mike - South Sioux City / Yogissc's Home Page
It came to me in a vision whilst watching Rikki Lake (maybe) - David
Veru good...very stimulated....energized..and ready to have
a white Russian.........................
Sharon Treat - dover Plains, NY USA /
.... of the male or female variety? (arf arf) - David
I suddenly don't care whether there is life elsewhere in the universe.
Mike Mc Gill - Burbank, CA, U.S.A. /
Like you did before? - David
No fare! You took away my button! I can't live without my button!
Now what am i a supposed to do... besides get a life?!
Samantha Sanborn - MI USA / Sam I Am...Green Eggs and Ham
You're right, there is no *fare* ... the BGB is a free ride! - David
i want to press the buttons again YOU ARE MEAN
michelle - pasadena ca usa /
Hey, that's just the kind of guy I am! - David
Damn... I need a nap now. I work in an area full of green buttons. How will I ever restrain myself???
Dave - Lewiston/Me/usa /
You'd better just try, Dave my man - David
Glad it's over. That last week was humiliating & embarrassing to
the brink: Being compelled to read all those comments & being
compelled to answer the phone at my desk now & then, many a
caller was confronted with hysterical laughter, horrible sounds
of air drawn through a contorted body, & nothing more than some
"SORRY!"s, "JUST A SECOND!"s, "OH NO, NOT YET"s, "NO I CANT"s,
"OUUHHH NO!"s, "CALL YOU BACK"s andsoonandsoforth. Pooh.
To know you're insane is ok. But if this fine little knowledge
is harshly taken out into the open (not that I mind so much -
I'm an honest creature after all) & you have kind of a public
job (you know how the system works, don't you), it's
embarrassing. Now it's over. I'm content again.
To imagine a sudden screen-size BGB is still of frightening
Katrin - Potsdam/Brandenburg/Germany /
Indeed! Wise words! - David
Im in a much better mood, thanks to the big green button.
It is a great way to get ones frustrations out and is a good
waste of time, ok? So MAKE A LITTLE RED BUTTON!!!
SlvrDrgn - York,PA,USA /
Give me one good reason why I should? - David
I feel SOOOOOOO much better!!!! :)
Keith Fiske - Allentown, PA, US / Prescient Dragon's Homepage
I'm very happy for you! - David
Big Green Button?. . . *drool drips down the chin* . . . What Big Green Button *giggle* . . . She would really like to have a Big Green Button . . . SHE WANTS A BIG GREEN BUTTON !!!!!! *screams as she is dragged off by two big strong-looking men in white suits*
Anne Shindel - Denmark /
Anne, you need help! You know it makes sense - David
I feel a sense of accomplishment. Before, there just was
something missing in my life, a void that made my inner being
incomplete. I longed for fulfillment where could I turn I rep
eatedly asked myself. I tried everything, yoga, meditation,
crash dieting, new hairstyles (they may work for Hillary, but alas
not for me) I tried to learn French, visited therapist after
therapist, who made me look at pictures with little dots on them
time and time again, but to no avail. I was a complete and
utter failure, a loser in a giant pit of darkness, floundering
for a grip, but finding none. I was on the trail of self
destruction. And then, I found your buttons!!!!! It was as if a
light came on before my eyes, and I could once again see myself
for the person I am, and accept myself for it!!! I am all right!
Yes I can! I can do anything, the world is at my disposal, and I
owe it all to your Big Green Buttons! Thank you Big Green
Buttons! You have ultimately changed my very existance!
Stoner - OHIO
Well once again I am honoured to be playing a part in touching the lives of some the weirdest and oddest people on the globe! Cheers Stoner! - David
I LOVED IT!!! It was great... total insanity!!! i need more buttons!!
you should do more things like this... if your not busy some time E-mail me... id love to talk to you. IRC maybe
Jason Morris - New Vienna Oh US /
Er, I don't do IRC I'm afraid, but feel free to email me if'n you want - David
Really pissed off
Tracey Crowder - Pomona, CA, USA /
Excellent! - David
like i've been deprived......... where is the button on the black page, huh???????
kristin - boulder, colorado, U.S.A /
Kristin, why should I tell you? (btw, I love Boulder! Great city!) - David
like a big green jerk!! hey are you my brother, you sure sound like him, his sense of humor is about the same. hey dave, whats my real name. if you are my bro, you would know.
Zog? Well Zog, if you were my bro then you'd never call me Dave! - David
i feel this sense of static cling inside my spleen that is unexplainable, yet, somehow comforting...
rachelle viviane cornell nash - oberlin/oh/usa /
Static cling huh? My house runs on static electricity you know. To work the toaster all I have to do is pull off an acrylic sweater real quick! (btw, is that your full name? I love it!) - David
what is this??!!!??? i don't understand .. i got an invite so i checked it out .. well, see ya' =)
angel - san francisco
i hate all of it
timmy - new vienna,ohio,usa /
Just come right out with it, why don't you! - David
i felt like the small child I once was who came across the sign "WET PAINT".
having aged a little its nice to know somethings don't change
matty - UK
Yeah, the simple things are always the best - David
I loved it.... each comment that came up from the next page made me laugh!! = )
Banannie - Tucson, Az USA /
Thanks - David
Sad that its over. My heads pretty sore now that i've pulled all of my hair out. Well, thats all I'm wirting because it's just to painful to talk about.
Christin Morris - New Vienna Ohio US /
I guess you look pretty cool now, with patchy hair?! Send me a pix! - David
My link crashed just as I found that last damn button and I had to start over!
Ok, so I jumped to that page. Who cares? Try my waste of time. RockGolf at the address below.
By the way, I found your page as a link from the AndrewGold page.
Pat Kelly - Brampton/Ont/Canada / RockGolf: the world wide music trivia quiz
I feel kinda funny, kinda like when I see a large green gumdrop, and I just brushed my teeth, and I don't want the little people to feel upset about the mushrooms in the plants
Paul - Minneapolis, MN, USA /
Hmmmm .... one too many mushrooms of the old magic kind, methinks! - David
My arm hurts!
Anna Jabas - prior lake minnesota
Anna, I won't ask why - David
I feel that you have too much time on your hands.
Robert Numbers - Coopersburg, PA USA / Rob's Place
Not enough Robert! - David
I went back again to peruse what has now become a life long destiny for me. I spent hours on the black page clicking and clinking. I can't stand it. There are no more green buttons! But now thanks to me comes a new fascination. THE BIG RED BUTTON (brb) Where is it? How can you find it? I can not say. It is now YOUR destiny to discover it. I will give you one clue to send you on your way. Five simple letters. YAHOO.
Ann - Ct
Ann, I do hope you're not plagarising my idea - David
I feel like a new person. Ever since I stopped
pressing the Big Green Button, I have changed my
ways. I stopped eating so much, and I stopped beating
up my pet dog.
THANKS BIG GREEN BUTTON
cynthia - South Holland, IL, America
well at least that's good news for your pooch! - David
i'm a bad boy. I'm visiting my cousin and she told me about
the BGB. I asked her what the BGB was, she said the "Big
Green Button". She told me to check it out. So, I did. I
got addicted to pressing it until the screen went black.
I know, I'm so ashamed. I eventually got over it and pressed
the back button. That way I could see the button. That's
when I decided to press the "Quit" button. it changed my
If there's anything else email my cousin.
I'll leave my name with her address.
Silkk - Chicago /
Yes, you are a very bad boy! Do you always do what your cousin tells you? She should be ashamed of herself! - David
Well, i feel all, BUTTON-y! i love it! if i make a home page i will tell you and you look for MY buttons! OK?
Hello again Mindy! This is your 3rd appearance here! I guess you must be my Number One fan! And yes, I'm looking forward to seeing your homepage when it's complete, just let me know! - David
Wow! That was awesome!!
Kim - NJ /
You doubted me???! - David
I was asked by the screen to press the button, so I did. The button returned, but this time the screen asked me not to touch it. I felt bad at first, but I pressed it a few more times anyway.
I started to feel like a rebel. I pressed that button no matter what screen said. It begged, pleaded, threatened, but I was feeling empowered & invincible. Finally, I got a bit tired and hungry.
I decided to press the quit button. I secretly wished the Big Green Button was going to return after the quit button was pressed, but I guess it was best that it didn't...I was hungry.
(p.s. Cold pizza is a great breakfast treat and it travel well on the commute to work!)
John - Columbia/MD/USA / BridesPlan
We all wish the BGB would secretly return, but then when would it end?! (Yes, cold pizza is the best!) - David
pretty freakin' cool
Todd - Oologah, Ok / The disgruntled tech support page
I found the button on the black page...but I'm not insane! I just have way too much time on my hands. Oh well. At least it game me temporary enjoyment (while making me feel totally powerless and idiotic)!
Shelly - Gladwin, Michigan / Everything You Need to Know According to Me
My life has changed. I realize that tough-love is the only way. I FOUND THE INVISIBLE BUTTON!!!!!! i AM THE ALL POWERFUL BEING (next to the one who made it). I FOUND THE SECRET, SECRET BUTTON TOO! BUTTON 52!!!!!!!! aLL ON THE FIRST VISIT TOO!!! HAHAHA! bow before me
Cosmo - Texal, y'all /
Consider me bowed your worship! - David
This is great! I feel alive and invigorated after pressing that big green button!
Lillian Bartlett - Griffin, GA, USA /
At least you don't feel dead and exhausted! Thank god for small mercies! - David
This is absolutely great!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Karen - Roswell, Georgia USA /
Not much I can say to that - David
I NEED MORE GREEN BUTTONS!!!!!
gerob kimball /
Why? - David