Anonymous - Finland
What have I got in my pockets? - David
Lars Eberhardt - Calw/BW/Germany / Lars' Place
In what sense? - David
very satisfied - and ready for a cigarette and a nap. You're not a cuddler are you?
Carol Kato - Gainesville, FL, USA /
Very satisfied? Again, in what sense?! And yes Carol, a cuddler .... definitely! - David
love them... i told two friends and they told two friends and so on.. and so on
shamsi evans - daytona bch. fl /
I wish I had two friends to tell - David
You're weird, but amusing.
Mike - Albuquerque,NM /
Why thank you so much! - David
I gotta do it again! And this time, make MORE BUTTONS!!!
Stevie - Waterloo Canada /
More?! You want some more! - David
Kewl! My life has meaning! I will now spend eternity in a seach for The Green Button!
SS - California /
Well, don't go blaming me when you don't find anymore - David
I think it us a facinating idea. For those of us who are easily addicted to these kinds of fun things I think it is great. Especially when it is recommended by a good friend. It was lots of fun. Thanks to you and especially Shamzi.
Cyber Dave - Hope, Arkansas, USA /
I take it that you must be one of Shamzi's 'two friends'? So, who did you tell?! - David
I really liked it. It was fun. By the way, Where was the last button on the last page? I don't think there was a button! You were lying! I knew it all the time.
Tara Sloan - Lawrence, Kansas /
Tara, I'm very sorry to have to break this to you, but there are buttons on the black page ... yes, plural!! Go get 'em girl! - David
It was pretty cool
Steve Bayer - Monouth, IL U.S.A. /
Steady on now Steve! Don't get too carried away! - David
It was amazing, I needed a Big Green Button to make my life complete.....I feel like a whole person again.....I was able to reach inside myself and find things about myself I never knew....Thanks Shamsi and of course you David...
Hope Devine - New Zealand (no email)
So, another one of Shamzi's friends?! She seems to be a very popular girl! - David
This is my first site on the internet , heard about it on the radio and got really curious.
Gunnar - Norway (no email)
Well Gunnar, I feel privileged that you chose the BGB's for your very first virginal experience on the Babbling Binary Brook! - David
hahahahahahahahahahahaha (ad infinitum) .......
JorneMac - Norway / JorneMac's Place
Inspired comment my friend! Simple, yet effective - David
It's one of my favorite examples of the power of interactivity. Well done.
Aage Wedoe - Oslo, Norway / Aage's Place
Thank you! I try to keep my "interactivity powers" in shape! - David
Not like you did while making this crap
Ingrid Espelid Hovig - Langtvekkistan /
Obviously not! - David
It was a fantastic feelling. This is the best button I have ever pressed!
Morten Thorsen - Ulstrup, Denmark (no email)
WOW! How many buttons have you pressed in your life would you reckon? - David
Way cool!!! Gimme more of it!!
Gert Doering - Germany / Gert's Place
Gert, you need to calm down a bit and take things a little slower! You might do yourself and injury otherwise! - David
well... :))) great! :-) (I've found the Button at www.lamer.de)
neko (simone Demmel) - Munich (Germany) / Neko's Neck of the Web
What is that Smilie after the "well"? Is that a fat guy with a triple chin? - David
I laughed 'til I stopped.
Aaron Schweinsberg - Lewisburg, PA /
So, how long did that take?! - David
The initial excitement leaves one hollow and expectant while somewhat fulfilled
Kevin Morris - Penticton, B.C. Canada /
Indeed sir! - David
Tara--I couldn't stop (hardly). What happens at the very end?
P.S. Add the word "realize" to your spelling list :> !
Revers - Lawrence, Ks. /
What do you mean, "what happens at the end"? You didn't try it for yourself?! Oh and BTW, maybe you should try spelling "realise" properly!! ;p - David
very devistated! I couldn't find the last button!!!! I think I'll go home and cry!!!! I'm going to link you okay??? I will unlink you if you don't want to be linked but that's not too common so I figured what the hell and linked you!
Danielle - Canada / Danielle's Place
Bit of a confusing sentence, but yes, go ahead and link me baby! - David
I feel cool. I feel powerful. Yes. I am the man. I wasted uesless time and
money doing something dumb. Oh man. The power.
Powerful Man - Powerful Country /
Don't let that power go to your head my friend .... that's always the start of a downfall! But enjoy it while it lasts!! - David
Step 1: Admitted that we were powerless over the big green button -- that our lives had become unmanageable...
David Repath - Tucson AZ USA / David's Place
It's good to admit it David, but what's Step 2? We all wait in anticipation!! - David
I feel like a much stronger person. I'm more in touch with my button-pressing side and I'm much happier for it. Thank you oh so much. :) I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm off to write Geoff a letter. :) Peace.
(a little circle with a straight line going vertically down
the middle half-way and then splitting into 3 equally spaced
lines down to the end.)
Tyra Louis - Lincoln/NE/USA / Tyra's Place
Well Tyra, it's a pleasure to have you grace my web pages! I've heard much about you from the aforementioned Geoff! Most of which is good! - David
That which does not kill me makes me stronger. I can now conquer all those silly LITTLE obstacles in my life. You have made me a better man. Thank you.
Kevin Mandich - Tigard, OR USA /
Personally, I've always thought that that which does not kill you is very generous and I appreciate it's mercy all the more! But you're welcome anyway Kevin! - David
This was great. I found it quite amusing. The last one was a little much, but it still
Angel Robustelli - Napa, CA USA /
The management apologises for any inconvenience or boredom induced by the black page of the Big Green Button. They wish you to know that they will make ammends to you in any way that you choose and they greatly appreciate the fact that you still found the whole affair slightly amusing - David
Cheated ... I want something better at the end.
Jay Zimmer - Austin, TX USA /
I'm sorry you feel that way Jay - David
Great! I won! I went all the way! HA-HA!!
It wasn't so hard to find the hidden button, of course.
Just took a little patience moving the pointer.
(Why is this reply box so narrow that I have to add returns?)
I also tried the "change the press30.html to press31.html trick",
but got the "that's not it" page. It turned out to be press76.html.
I wouldn't have had enough patience to go there one at a time.
It's a cute game, and WELL worth the time spent on it,
as opposed to doing something constructive.
YellsAtDog - Miami/FL/USA /
Is that like a native american name? When you were born your mother yelled at a dog and hence your name was created? Incidentally, my brother is called TwoDogsShagging. Oh, and as requested I shall increase the width of the reply box ... just for you! Don't you feel special now? - David
I cheated on the last page by using View Source, but it wasn't
like pressing a button.
Brian Jensen - Sweden / Brian's Place
May you burn in hell for your crimes against Button pushers everywhere! - David
You're a very sick man, my friend.
Brian Hubert - Milwaukee, WI /
Why thank you! - David
That was just way too much fun! You have WAY too much time on your hands! Oh well, just one more addiction. Mommy will be proud!
Ramona Butz - Chaska, MN /
Yeah, there's always room for just one more vice in your life! - David
Victorious. Hope your comment parser likes HTML or this will look really silly. Here goes...
The hidden button shows up quite nicely if you just turn off image loading but you have to do it before you visit the dreaded hidden button page or clear your cache. I have downloaded "secret.gif" and plan to display it prominently, borderlessly and ubiquitously.
Dave Hildebrandt - Piedmont/CA/US / Dave's Domain
You're a very clever, sneaky man Dave! Just be careful what you do with "secret.gif", 'coz it has powers beyond human imagination. If it were to fall into the wrong hands ... well, let me just say that the results would be devastating ... not just to you, me and the rest of the BGB pushers, but to mankind itself! - David
I need more. PLEASE, give me more big green buttons to push. I can't just go cold turkey. How about a big green button patch? Something, anything-stop this craving I have for big green buttons - PLEASE!!!!
Please visit my homepage, but I'm warning you, it sucks! I only have time to press BGB's!
Kathleen Crinklaw - Casa Grande, AZ / Kathleen's Patch
Come on now Kathleen! Where is your will power? Get a grip!! And by the way, I think your homepage is great ... okay, maybe it needs a little colour, but as it has a link to my BGB's right at the top, it is now officially a TOP homepage! I've added a link to it on my "Other People's Pages" page - David
Kathleen later wrote back to say ... I can't believe you wrote that I go to Penn State on your "Other People's Pages" page! I am offended. I go to the University of Pennsylvania, a much better school than Penn State could ever be. I'll take it as a lack of intelligence on your part and forgive you, but don't ever do it again. If you do, I'll have to search you out and kill you :) !!
Kathleen, what can I say except sorry!! The ignorant mistake has been corrected! Please don't kill me!! - David
Damn you, I want more buttons!!!!!!!!
Lisanna - USA /
Settle down! - David
Tong - Bangkok /
Well Tong, I do believe that you are the very first person from Thailand to grace my BGB Comments pages!! Congratulations! - David
Having a fairly addictive personality myself I felt compelled to keep
pressing the buttons. One by one I became more satisfied. As it went on
the urge became greater to just keep pressing the button. I even
started ignoring the messages because I couldn't wait to press the
sodding button, the annoying little bugger!
I might have to do it all again now and hope the feeling becomes
orgasmic! Thankyou David for brightening up my otherwise sad life!
Sarah Knapman - Guildford, England /
Sarah, it sounds like you really have a problem there! What could I possibly do to help you overcome this awful predicament. Suggestions to the usual address. Until then, may the Oil of Lurve be with you! - David
I feel all happy and green inside
Ken Allen - Boston/MA/USA / Ken's Place
Ken, that'll probably be the mildew - David
Good idea! It's really a good idea! but I tried a invisible button I'd found(file #53),
and it had no effect.... What am I? ...sad. And, please don't visit my page till end of this year. You'll feel very unhappy because my page support only Korean yet. sorry!
Riseo Cha - Seoul/Korea / The Place That Riseo Doesn't Want You To See
What do you mean "don't visit your page"? That's the worst thing you could possibly say! It's like saying to a kid, "don't touch that candy", when you know that he will! - David
Lovin it! I am now officially addicted to buttons!
evacm (online nic-name :)) - San Ramon, CA, USA, Earth, etc. /
What makes it official? Did some guy in a suit tell you that? He could have been a false official you know. You gotta be careful these days! - David
I feel so...released. How do you feel? Making me think that I could not find the button. HA!!!
Leslie Daffin - Salisbury, MD USA / Leslie's Lair
How do I feel? I feel satisfied that I was able to help you feel so .... released! - David
Leslie later wrote ... Can't stop....can't stop...ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
You must try!! I know you can do it! C'mon now Leslie! - David
Pretty Cool But I Cheated By Saving The Htm And Then Finding The URL
Ben Rhodes - Decatur, IL / Ben's Binary Boudoir
I hope you feel terribly guilty for commiting this heinous crime and just be thankful that I am not going to report you to the ICABC (International Crimes Against Buttons Commission) - David
I felt nervous, when I pressed the button. I'm not exactly a hacker, I started my internet career one week ago. So I wondered nervously what would happen? Would the computer burn or something? But it's alive!
Caroline Andreasson - Sweden /
You mean to tell me that your computer is alive? A living, breathing organism? Small piece of advice .... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! - David
OH**WOW**MAN** Like it was totally awesome*** TOTALLY MAN
It was sooo ***GREEN*** man. Do you do any other colors?
Dan Schilling - Pittsfield Ma. /
Yep, I have plenty of other colours, but it would seem like you've seen far too many already! - David
A lot better....
Jan - Norway /
I'm glad for you ... - David
i feel great. it was refreshing.
dan lo - champaign, il /
Refreshing? You mean like a Mountain Dew 'Big Gulp'? - David
I got started and didn't think much about it but the further I got the more I laughed. By the time I got to the blank page There could have been 10 buttons in view and I still wouldn't have seen them I was laughing so hard. Thanks!
Brian - Titusville Fl. /
I remember the last time I laughed so hard that I couldn't see buttons ... I ended up starting World War III! Bummer! - David
What did it mean?
WANG TAO - THAILAND,BANGKOK /
It all has deep and significant meanings that are applicable to certain people in different ways. You must discover your own meaning of the BGB's! - David
I feel happy, elated, I have now acheived something with my life! In a way you can say I feel de-pressed. Thank you for this wonderful experience!
Nikolaj - denmark (no email given)
Anytime Nikolaj, I mean after all you did give us Danish Bacon! - David
I had to cheat. Sorry.
Mark Baerlocher - Sackville/NB/Canada / Mark's Manor
Mark, thanks for your honesty. However, I would never have known that you cheated if you hadn't told me and I wouldn't have thought any differently about you, but now .... well, that's another story - David
Absolutely relieved! Thank goodness I found the will power deep down.
I need some pie now...
Rebecca - Medford/Oregon/USA(duh) /
What kind of pie? Apple and blackberry?!! - David
It was an experience unlike any other I have ever known.... hahaha :)
Carrie Anne Perll - Evanston, IL /
Funny, that's what most people say after having met me .... and I'm not sure if that's good or bad! - David
I feel like I'm OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY.
Tom - Sioux City, Iowa (Sorry, I'm all for privacy)
I take it that those would be big green hills? - David
I feel... purified! I'm a different person now! THANK YOU FOR
ENHANCING MY KARMA! Thou shall be my future guru!
Holli - Regensburg/Germany / Holli's HideOut
Excellent! I've always wanted to be a guru, ever sice I saw "Robocop II" - David
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm....!!!!! This is what I mean when I mention the words "Cool Site" !!! Great!! What next? A "catch the flying button" site?
Arthur S. - Rotterdam, the Netherlands / Arthur's Place
Arthur, please ellucidate on your 'flying buttons' idea! - David
Stian Breivik Barmen - Bfrum, Norway /
Wonderfuel? Is that some kind of new natural gas or something? - David
I felt the System Energy flow through my body and it lifted me up
and I got the feeling I was flying through the forest a rainy
afternoon in late spring (just before my afternoon snack). Now
when The System has me under control, I'll just continue press the
Big Green Button.
Thomas Axelsson - Stockholm/Sweden /
Just out of curiosity Thomas, what did your afternoon snack consist of? - David
They are awesome!
Heather - Seattle, WA / Heather's Halo
Thank you very much, but tell me, who (or what) are Red House Painters?! - David
Neat!! Have you got anything else like this? I found the Green Button looking for Christmas Recipes.
Dave Breznik - Ridgetown, Ontario, Canada /
Not personally, but there are several other 'button' sites out there. And I have to ask ... how the smeg did you come across the BGB's looking for Christmas recipes?! - David
help! I'M ADDICTED!! I KNOW YOU WARNED ME! I NEED MORE BUTTONS
Jeremy Eades - Zionsville, IN USA /
Sorry man, but you've passed the point of no return .... there's no help available now. You just have to grin and bear it! - David
I feel silly. A little green and wanting to push another button.
Tony Mihok - Oakville, Ontario / Tony's Place
It's a bitch, huh? - David
I'm totally addicted. I could not stop until three big doctors from
the local sanatory came and pulled me away from the computer.
I'll send you the medical bill as soon as possible, as a response
to this absolutely irresposible page...
Audun Pedersen - Norway /
Well Audun, I'm sorry to hear about your plight! Will monthly payments be okay as I can't afford a lump sum settlement? - David
I feel like I've been pressing 30 Big Green Buttons. It's a groovy feeling. I think I'm gonna barf.
Dr. Woofy - St-Lambert/Quebec/Canada / Dr. Woofy's Clinic
Excellent, I'm very happy for you sir! Pass the bucket please! - David
Me want more buttons! Gimme!
Greg - Canada / Greg's Place
A classic case of a spoilt childhood! - David
BEWARE!! There may be a virus in the Big Green Button! I now have Big Green Buttons regularly and randomly appearing on my Macintosh monitor, leaking out of the screen and dripping onto the extended keyboard. The only thing that helps is Windex or a reboot, but they keep coming back! Apple says I should replace my monitor or erase the disk. Easy for THEM to say! But what do I do about all the sticky stuff between the keys? HELP!!!
YellsAtDog - Miami/FL/USA /
Well Y.A.D, it's good to hear from you again, but I must say at this point that on no account do I hold myself responsible for any Big Green Virus. To be perfectly honest I think that you're just making this whole thing up in order to be featured here on my BGB comments page. Either that or you've been at the Windex for too long!! - David
Man, you're sick. That's one of the coolest pages I've ever seen. I'm linking it on my page, ifin' you don't mind.
Billy Flanagan - Clemson, SC / Billy's Abode
Sick? Possibly, but happy! Regarding link .... it'd be rude not to! - David
You suck you stupid freak!! You gave me a headache and now my brain hurts!!!
Thomas Rhydeout - Encinitas, Calif. /
Well, in the perennial words of Dr Seuss, take two asprin and lie down for an hour! - David
Amused to death.
Karen and John - Rio Linda, CA /
OBITUARY ... Karen and John, much loved couple, much missed .... apparently .... - David
Like a Dick head
petter Vasdal - Norway /
Well, no change there then, eh Petter?! - David
I love you.
Fred - USA /
Er, thanks ..... I think .... - David
Marleen Marino - Moore, Oklahoma / Marleen's Place
Come on Marleen, don't knock yourself like that, 'cause one day you'll believe it! - David
I THUBK I NKJINfD (I THINK I'M BLIND AND MY ARM IS NUMB!) Thanks a lot you psycho!
Elisha Hunt - Vermont, USA /
Any time sweetie! Hope you regain your sight so you can read this! - David
Elisha later wrote back ... Auntie Em! Auntie Em! There's no place like home... there's no place like home! NO MORE GREEN BUTTON! NO MORE GREEN BUTT*...
Dear sir, We at Acme Home for the Criminally Insane have studied your "Green button" page and find it the cause of our guests Illness. We advise strongly that you remove it at once.
Anita Life (Pres. of AHCI)
Dear Ms Life, I am truly sorry to hear of the problem that you have described above. However, as much as I would love to remove the offending website I find myself unable to do so, due to the fact that I myself will be checking in to your marvellous establishment this very afternoon. Wibble Wibble Fnar Fnar Biscuit Barrel ..... - David
nice green button, i actually found it amusing. But where is the last button in our life???
Oh, by the way, I go to Naperville North. I'm a Junior and I knew you from word of mouth (Jane's mouth). Everybody in NNHS miss the seniors... See ya around.
Kavan Patel - Naperville/IL/USA /
Kavan, I'm glad that you actually found the BGB amusing .... So, who's Jane? - David
I feel like the only man alive that can take Xena, the Warrior Princess...I mean REALLY take Xena, The Warrior Princess.
flinch boy - new palestine, in, USofA / flinch boy's place
I think you probably are the only man alive that can take Xena, the Warrior Princess! BTW, why 'Flinch Boy'? - David
I seeeee.... Spinning Fishcakes in my head! Dogs are good... teach your dog to siiiiing. Green little fairies told me where to find their temple, the hidden button sancturary, your page! That's right, you have become a religious idol to thousands of gnomes, goblins, fairies, wizards and other underworld characters. Bet you're sorry now aren't you??!!!! Yeah, their
coming to get you! And they'll do horrible things, using all the power of the fairy queen! Like... like, they'll move your furniture around and stuff! And,... they'll.. erm.... like, delete your 'bookmark.htm' file! Yeah! That'll teach you! You're mad! You're all mad!!! Hahahahahaha! I know the REAL truth behind green buttons. You don't know what you have got yourself involved with! You should have made the buttons RED! Fool..... I've got to go now. The nurse says I have to take the little pink tablet. NOT THE GREEN ONES!! Green tablets are EVIL!
Paul Robinson - Manchester, UK / Paul's Pad
And people have told me that I was a little .... odd! What are you talking about Paul? Don't you know anything? Apparently not! Underworld faries don't delete bookmark files! No, it's email address books you're thinking of! Oh, and fishcakes don't spin, they pirouette! See you back in the asylum! - David
Exactly the same as before
Jon - Midland, MI USA / Jon's Joint
It would appear that the pushing of the BGB's did not have quite the same effect on you as it did on Paul, above! Either that or you've been at the fife and drum too much! - David
I feel soooooooo stressed!!! I'm still trying to find that damn button on the last page!!!! AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH ... *banging head on wall* ... OUCH!! ... *PRETENDING to bang head on wall*
Nikki - Georgetown, Ontario, Canada /
I know how you feel Nikki, when you do something that you actually meant to pretend doing ... or the other way round. For example of the former, this morning I was actually run over by the #148 bus, when I would normally be pretending; for example of the latter, this morning I didn't actually get any breakfast, as I pretended to eat Cap'n Crunch, and you can't buy it here in England! Anyhoo, I hope your head gets better soon! - David
I found your stinkin button DAVE!!!! IT DROVE ME NUTS!!! MIRANDA HARTER WAS GETTING ANNOYED WITH ME BECAUSE I WOULDN'T TALK TO HER LOOKING FOR YOUR STINKIN' BUTTON! I loved it though, and when I make my site, I'll make sure I give reference to your enlightening page. Your an incredible man you hunka hunka burnin' love. But please don't get the impression that I'm gay. Miranda told me to say that. Hugs and Kisses, Chuck .... (She told me to say that too)
Chuck (WAGON) Grawcock - USA /
Well Chuck, it would appear that young Miranda has quite a control over you .... don't you just hate it when women get dominant?! - David
Well, I felt that the Big Green Buttons were not Big enough. It's probably because I have seen Bigger Green Buttons
Aaron Damyen - Eldorado, Wi, USA (no email)
Where are these supposed bigger green buttons?! Bring' em on and we'll see who's better! Size isn't everything, you know! However, I see that you're too scared to give your email address for fear of recrimination! - David
You really should add more buttons, perhaps hide one on the last page and only those truly addicted will bother to search for it, and then they will indeed be rewarded by yet more pages, which you could infinitely add to whenever you had time, so that each time I went back I would be able to find a new page after the 157,000th that I hit last time (and I'll go through them all too, I promise!).
P.S. Only a git would say this wraps when it doesn't. I have a lot in common with you (I love it, it made me laugh)!
Richard - Sandy, Utah /
Richard, only a git would sit there and press green buttons 157,000 times! Oh, and by the way, the text wrapping works for me ... maybe it's only certain browsers that handle it? - David
I feel an intense satifaction in knowing that the big green buttons will always be there and that they bring me such a happiness no one will understand, yet, i can't go back, not after the incident.
Kathryn Henderson - Kamloops BC (no email given)
And which incident would that have been?!
You bastard, you hid the button from me, but I found it, you can't stop me!!!!!
Adam Brewster - Vancouver, WA USA / Adam's Abode
I could stop you if I removed the Big Green Button from my website .... then what would you do, eh?! - David
I don't understand... What green button? The button is grey.
Being color blind the button is grey. Why did you type in the
color green when its grey? Its a trick, right? Now I get it.
You found out I was lefthanded. What's next a lefthanded button? I think not. Some of us out here just want... just want... what was I talking about. Oh that's right, I do believe the Cubs are going to the world series this year. Yea right!
Joshua [aka Albert] - Maryland /
Left-handed button? I like it! That'll confuse 'em all! - David
wow, i feel soooo great... i.. i.. can't use words to describe my feelings.. but this text wrap thing is way cool
KRiSSiE - Ontario, Oregon / KRiSSiE's Boudoir
KRiSSiE, you must learn to express your feelings! I mean, if you were to get attacked by an Oreo cookie cunningly disguised as an Oreo cookie, then you'd need to file a 'Baked Edible' Nabisco complaint ("Free the Elves! Free the Elves!"), and how could you do that without the power of written expression?! Get back to me on this one .... btw, nice horse!! - David
That was totally addictive. Especially searching for the buttons at the end. You wanna know how I did it? I was so pathetically addicted that I used View Document Source to find out where they were aligned and then I found them one at a time. Am I pitiful or what? :)
Danielle Lovely - USA / Danielle's Domain
Pitiful? No, Danielle, at least you're honest. Some people write me and boast of how they found the buttons straight off, when you and I both know that they obviously attained Found Button status by dubious means, most probably similar to the way in which you found them. So I find your honesty a breath of fresh air in this otherwise stale and musty society of ours! - David
That was actually a lot of fun (in a odd sort of waste of time way).
edgar garcia - Los Angeles, CA / Edgar's Empire
Did you not think it would be 'fun'? Did the BGB's stun you into a new found sense of 'fun'? Has your wasted time actually been worth it? - David
It was REAL COOL! My daughter and I both enjoyed the trail!
Cathie Gerding - Alexandria, KY /
Well Cathie, I trust that you and your daughter did not get lost, and i hope that you had a big bag of trail mix to keep you sustained throughout the arduous trip! - David
ARRRGH! There's more than ONE button on the black page? AAARRRGGGGHHH!
okay, i'm all better now. *sigh!* i'd better start over at the beginning, with the loverly VISIBLE green buttons :P
rachel - BELLINGHAM, WA /
Rachel, life's just not fair sometimes, is it?! - David