enlightining yet exaserating kinda made me tingle.
Madison - Atlanta/GA/US / Madison Square Garden
Exaserating? Sounds painful! Made you tingle? That'll probably be when you stuck your tongue in the power socket! - David
It was a "pressing" need that had to be satisfied. Now, since it's over, I feel
P.S: I was so "im-pressed" that I decided to include this site as a link on my home page.
Arjun Karavadi - Columbus, OH, USA /
I'm glad it made such an impression on you my friend - David
I'm so ashamed. It's like the button
beckoned me, invited me, even teased me
to touch it. It's scintillating back ground,
the greenness of it, and the roundness
it had. But I'm better now, thanks
Andrew Krause - Jacksonville, NC /
It's quite a bizarre affect isn't it? - David
THIS IS HILARIOUS, BUT I NEVER DID FIND THAT BUTTON AGAIN!? WHERE IS IT?!!!!!!
CANDACE DAWN GRIFFIN - JACKSONVILLE, AL /
Dawn, if Rob can find it then so can you! Come on girl, you can do it! - David
BIG GREEN BUTTONS ROCK! I'M GOING TO PUT THEM ALL OVER MY ROOM!
DAVID - ASHLAND/OHIO/USA /
Well, you ain't gonna have mine! - David
i feel slightly insane, but accomplished--i managed to find the last one!!
eric champlin - wooster ohio /
Congratulations Eric, you win today's Star Prize ... don't know what it is yet, but you'll be the 1st to know - David
I'd rather press your Big Red Buttons...(oups, sorry, your a guy!)
Philippe Gaudet - Granby, Quibec, /
Thanks for noticing - David
I have happily and willingly participated in one of the most diabolically brilliant schemes to prove the incredible wastefulness and
addictiveness of the internet, or more specifically, the WWW. Playing this game is equivalent to the Windows solitaire that used to
dominate the minds and screens of America's work force. I wonder how popular this big green button thing is in other, less "cushy"
places, like South Africa. I bet all of your "players" are American, like me.
dave b. - wash dc /
Dave, thankyou for appreciating the BGB's but once again I am proved that an American thinks that He is the only civilised person in the world. Have you ever been to South Africa? I doubt it ... there are places there that are definitely "cushier" than some parts of the US. And you know what, we even have electricity here in England now ... (Sorry, had to get that off my modem) - David
I couldn't stop laughing ...
Joachim Schaaf - Kvln/Germany / Joachim's Place
Have you stopped yet? - David
...waiting for buttons 31 to 99
Uwe Blumenthal - (beautiful) Switzerland /
My third Swiss! I'll have enough for a decent fondue soon! - David
Why must I continue to press the button?
I know that no reward is forthcoming yet still I press.
I initially stopped after the first button but then after reading the comments I felt obliged to discover what I had missed even though I had the knowledge that what I had missed was little more than a pointless diversion.
Matt - Seattle (no email)
Just goes to prove the futility of the mind - David
Mahdoume ktir ktir!!!
Cheaib Daniela - montreal /
Absolutely sir (translation anyone?) - David
I would have been very frustrated with
the last page had I not edited it and
found that there is no button! I like
what you did with page 31 to stop
those of use who tried to continue
by changing the URL.
Matt - Munster, IN /
I'm glad you liked it ... would have been totally gutted if'n you hadn't! - David
YOURE REALLY STRESSING ME OUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah , it was pretty cool,too.
marisa - San Antonio, TX (no email)
Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - David
If I had a touch screen, it would be much more satisfying!
Attila - Enschede / Ov / the Netherlands /
Wouldn't most things! - David
Relieved... Just like going to the bathroom in the morning.
George Armstrong - Harbor City, CA/USA /
Just a little more information than I needed George, but thanks all the same - David
Cool! I found the button in the dark!
Brian Jones - Rome, Georgia / Brian's Place
Well done Brian, but why were you in the dark, or shouldn't I ask? - David
I feel like I could use a cold beer.
geoff cooper - Ottawa, Ontario / Geoff's Place
What would you use it for? - David
Cool page but is that it?
Marje Thackaberry - Richland WA / Marje's Place
What more do you want? Blood? - David
do not press button while intoxicated or under prescription for Prozac
denise Chroninger - ashland/ohio/usa /
And why would that be, Denise? - David
I have NEVER laughed out loud at a series of web pages before. Elegant in it's simplicity and diabolical in its execution. I salute you, whoever you are.
T.E.Snell - Sunnyvale CA /
Well I'm glad that I was able to be the first for you sir! - David
It was execpionaly interesting...I will be making my own home page one of these days and I want it to be of this high humor and quality. It's good. Write me with some suggestions.
J. vechey - West Lafeyette, IN /
Suggestions .... well, you gotta be original to get noticed ... but failing that copy someone else and hope like hell that you don't get found out! Also, don't get caught in the trap that fancy stuff (ie. frames, etc) is necessarily good. Simple and eye-catching is usually best ... and saves a lot of extra work! Good luck and let me know when you're done - David
I feel so cheap. I feel like I have been used. Not that I couldn't have quit at any time, because I could... you don't know where I might find some other buttons do you? The don't neccessarily have to be GREEN. Please. Come on, I know you're reading this. Really, it's not for me. It's for a friend of mine. He's a shut in and he's REALLY addicted. Not like me. I just press buttons recreationally. I'll just sit here for a while and wait...
Paul Vaughn - Atlanta, Georgia /
Well Paul, I understand your friend's predicament. I get a lot of mail about friend's problems. One way to get some other coloured buttons would be to tamper with your monitor's CRT and increase the individual colours to the screen. Failing that, you could always make some buttons out of an old Golden Grahams box and stick them on your TV. Please pass this information onto your friend and tell him that he's a bit of a sad muppet asking you to ask me for help - David
I found the damn button on the black page! I didn't cheat either! You're sick.
I think i love you. Off to view your homepage now, thanks for the work break...
(if only my co-workers would stop looking at me so funnily)
Daphne - Los Angeles /
Daphne, just how funnily were your co-workers looking at you? Was it "Funny Ha-Ha" or "Funny Peculiar"? (PS. I think I love you too) - David
Daphne later emailed me to say ....Funny as in "get the straight jacket"
Okay, I see what you mean Daphne! - David
How do I feel now? It ain't easy bein' green. Ms. Greenjeans
Ms. Greenjeans - Satellite Beach, FL /
So why are your jeans green? Is it because you never wash them? Is it because you accidentally washed them with a small eucalyptus tree? Or is it because they just happen to be green? - David
I feel completely fulfilled now that I pressed your button 14 times.
Mike - Atlanta /
Only 14 times? Where's your 'stickability'?! - David
It's really fun and it's make me really curious that I wanted to keep on pressing
despite your "WARNING". Still I'm curious to know where is the button on the black
screen?? Are you sure that's a button there? If so, how come there's know finger pointing
on the screen if there really is one??
Priscilia Lim - Singapore /
Priscilia, yes, there IS a button on the page, and the pointer only turns into a finger when you actually find the hidden button! Good luck! - David
I wish it could have lasted longer.
John Carroll - Atlanta /
I bet you say that about a lot of things, John! - David
It's all True, goddamit!!! I'm addicted! Give it back! More buttons! Of all colours! Blues, Reds, Purples, Yellows, mauves, browns, blacks!!!!! Ah, hah, hah, hah, hah....... Now give us your e-mail cause we needs someone to talk to! :-)
Nulenvoidic - Australia /
Not very demanding are we?! - David
Oh please oh please oh please, jes' gimme jes' one more HIT
Don Radcliffe - Decatur, GA /
No!!!! - David
That was definitely interesting... I commend you
on your creativity. I must admit after the
buttons I quit but then went back ot observe
Paul D. Santangini - Wilmington, DE / Paul's Palace
Thank you for your honesty (I know someone in Willmington and have been there myself! It's a small world .... but I wouldn't want to redecorate it!) - David
Smarter than the average bear!
Ron Johnson - Fort Worth, Texas /
And just how smart would the average bear be? - David
it's like eating a big pineapple and finding out it's really your best friend's
b2 - marlton / nj /
Yeah, whatever ... just keep on taking those tablets! - David
I feel lied to, betrayed... I just don't know what's real anymore.
Did you know that 75% of all roadkill is intentional?
How about a bumper sandwich, boogerlips?
Andy Hofmann - Peoria/Illinois/USA /
No, I didn't know that ... that's really quite interesting (btw, you're the third person from Peoria on my BGB comments pages ... that's also pretty interesting) - David
satisfied, yet amazingly horny!
Meredith Canode - Fort Collins/Colorado /
I'd like to offer some advice, but this is a family show after all - David
Stupid, thought this would be a better site. It was listed in our newspaper (Atlanta Journal Constitution) in their NETWATCH column. Normally, I find really neat suggestions in the paper, but this was not that amazing.
Judy Chasey - Stone Mountain, Georgia /
It's not meant to be! btw, I went to Stone Mountain a couple of years ago to see the famous light-show, but the whole place was flooded out! Bummer! Did I miss anything? - David
cheated ... cause I had to use the view source code to discover " press76.html. I tried everything but I could get there. Never the less GOOD JOB!!! by you.
Robert Mundy - Kennedale, TX /
Robert, you didn't have to read the source code! - David
I think the Big Green Button is part of a greater plan to take over the planet. A tool used to insidiously jam our brain waves, and alter our consciousness. Keep up the good work.
Ms. Jones (no email or location)
Uh oh, I've been rumbled! - David
Great! Can touch your titties too?
Freida - Canada /
In your wildest dreams! - David
Wondering who is crazier? Me for continuing on and on and on... or you for putting it there for me to find. It was different though. Thanx for a good laugh. We all need to laugh a
little more than we do.
Jay - Atlanta, GA /
We're probably just as crazy as each other Jay - David
I saw a Finnish ex-politic pushing your green button on TV (it seems like
he had nothing else to do), so I had to try it myself...
Aaro - Lammi/Hdme/Finland /
So I've made Finnish TV now? Look out world, here I come! - David
I feel completly insane now
Rob Hymers - Paris, Ontario, Canada /
Marvellous! That's what I like to hear! By the way Rob, Iggabod believes ya now! - David
A very entertaining site - especially for geocities
Steven LaPha Jr. - Cocoa, FL /
Thanks Steven ... so you're saying that most Geocities sites are lame? But yours is on Geocities! Go figure, right? - David
Tdd on aika pelle sivu mutta saanko kysya missd se vihred ndppi on mustalla sivulla
Juho Pennanen - Valkeala,Finland (no email)
Yeah, whatever! - David
I feel good. Had expect some more green buttons though.
I have to visit your buttompage again...
Anna - Stockholm, Sweden / Anna's Place
Please feel free to visit my Buttums again! - David
I beat it!!! Hah!! I found the hidden button and I pressed it!!!!!!
Christina - Pittsburgh, PA /
And how does that make you feel, Christina? - David
its a serious waste of space, but still very unique
John Gresham - Charleston, WV /
Thank you! - David
EXCELLENT...a thrill right down to the end!!! I was on the edge of my seat the entire
FancyFace - Milwaukee, WI
You didn't fall off did you? - David
I love your big green buttons. Actually, I love them so much, I think I'll play your game again and make myself lose! :)
David J Hyland - Geelong/Victoria/Australia / David's Place
Now here's a guy who's gonna go far! Same name, just different middle initial! - David
David later wrote ... I've just been back for more, and *cannot* find the button on the black page! I've lost a bit of hair over this, as well as my mind... David, WHERE IS IT?!!!! (I feel like I'm talking to myself. Perhaps I am. Perhaps I'm completely insane)....
Well, thanx for robbing me of my sanity, doppelganger! :)
BTW, you can see a pic of me (alias Mr H) in the cyberfamily album. The pic's a couple of years old, and I've grown a goatee since then...
I am also now a member of the cyberfamily album - David
David even later wrote ... Hey! I finally found it!!!!!
I've gotta go rest my eyes now. Thanx again, Dave. :)
Hi, I liked your Big Green Buttons.
I've liked it so much that I have now painted my mouse green.
Anna Sigurvinsdottir - Reykjavik, Iceland /
Well Anna, you're the first person from Iceland to grace these comments pages, so welcome! I do hope that you like your new mouse! - David
i..i.like it i want to d,do it ..uh again. please. i.. uh need it. yeah thats it i..
uh need it. come on let me have it again i promise, just this one last time. i'll never do it again. promise.
stephen wilson - Ashland,ohio /
Just another deep hidden cry for help - David
I think I'm a better person now. Thank you, Mr Hyland, for
opening up my eyes!
Choc.Walruss - Cavetown, CV, USA /
You're welcome Miss Walruss ... but which state is CV ?!!! (ChocWalruss is also a member of the cyberfamily) - David
CHRIS CATALANO - LaGrange GA /
You feel "grate" .... is that like "Cheese Grate" or "Fireplace Grate"? - David
IT LOOKS AN FEELS SO K00L!!!!!!! AND AT LEAST I STOP'D THE FIRST TIME... I GUESS I'M NOT THAT DUMB AFTER ALL!!!
WELL I'LL BE BACK...TO SEE IF I PASS OR FAIL... PEACE OUT!!
tyler - thunder bay Otario Canada /
You passed - David
Please, Please give me more!!!
Frank Booth - Tulsa, OK / Frank's Booth
Soounds more like a scene from "Oliver!" to me - David
I feel like a million dollars rather grimy, but still worth something no matter how crinkled i get round the edges
Jim - winnipeg Manitoba Canada /
Very deep and inspired sir, and very true! - David
It was all in the mind that emerges from a single point in time called "I"
Fred Wahlstrom - St. Pete. FL /
Anyone? - David
I think that you should have many, many
more green buttons. If it had just lasted
a little longer I might have been able to
tear myself away. But no. It just STOPPED.
I feel button pressing withdrawl coming on.
By the Way, it really was cool.
PS- Please sign my guest book..120 something
people have been to my page, but only 4 have
signed it. I feel rejected.
Elizabeth Norris - Marietta, Ga / Elizabeth's Place
Sorry about how you feel Elizabeth, but that's just the way it goes. I will stop by and sign your guestbook, but I'm having problems with my browser at the moment so it may be a while - David
AMAZING! i was a junkie, but now i'm cleared .. got through all of the buttons :)
AND my finger hurts :(
Amund Gjendem - Trondheim, Norway / Amund's Place
Try massaging the wounded digit with peanut oil ... works every time - David
I wouldn't mind pressing the buttons on your chest if you get what I'm saying.
John Doe - Cambodia
No, I don't get it - David
Very clever....but I just looked at your source code
to figure where those buttons were on the
black page. One left, one right, one center
Silverlock..what? you want a real name? / Silverlock's Place
Dammit, you're the first person who's ever done that! - David
well at first i felt kinda regularly curious. womndering where these big green buttons would take me .Then after a while i began to feel this love/hate relationship starting to grow inside me. And at last i felt like i was going insane .. when i couldn't find the last button.
Well well funny was is anyway .. the goal with these buttons would be to give each supermodel in the world one each to push so that we wouldn't be bothered with them anymore .. yeah!!!!
Mr Strangelove - Trondheim/Norway / His Place
You started to feel like you were going insane? Well, it obviously hasn't worn off yet! - David
I bookmarked every one of them.
Dean Thompson - Lincoln, NE / Dean's Domain
A very wise move ... you never know when you might wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of sweat just needing to push a BGB. But how to find them? Don't remember the URL or the path you took to get there? Simple ... use the bookmarks! Excellent move my friend! - David
Strangely enlightened. That button has saved my life. I thank you.
Erin Taylor - Sterling Hts. MI /
Anytime Erin - David
Petri Haatainen - ESPOO/FINLAND / The Petri Dish
Wondergull? Is that like a sea bird with extra powers? - David
i hope i will have another buttons to press on (your homepage is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yotam - hadera/israel / Yotam's Place
Yeah, absolutely .... shalom! - David
It certainly felt good...
P.S. You and your button are really famous in Finland 'cause of that TV-show.. You should visit Mr Pekka Vennamo's home page!
Kajsa - Finland (no email)
Pekka who? - David
HeeHee! heeheehee....Ni! HEEHEEeee!! Ni! Neeewong! Ping! Ping! HEEheeHee! EeeEee.... Ni!
Melon - AgnesScottCollege/Georgia / Melon's Boat
Don't worry Melon, they'll be here any minute to take you away - David
Tingly all over
Well Jen, I suggest that you take a long hot bath and lie down until it passes - David
The Price of pressing is forever vigilence....
When does the film "Button Wars" come out??
Eerik Heijari - Nakkila/Finland /
Sooner than you think! - David
Tickled Pink and Feeling Shy.
Ann Kornuta - Milton ON. Canada (no email)
Ann, why so shy? - David
I must admit, I'm not that really
satisfied. This button stuff made me
a little bit nervous. I think, I hate
buttons now. Can you understand this?
Did you want this? Tell me more about
this! Or just press your own buttons!
A little bit nervous? More like seriously paranoid! - David
there is nothing i can't accomplish
David Smith - Kennedale, Tx. (no email)
That's the spirit! - David
I have to go pee.
Rita Anderson - Glenwood Springs, Colorado /
I'm glad that the BGB's had such a profound effect on you and your bladder - David
I sad, because I don't know if there are any more buttons on this site, which you just didn't bother to make a link to. IS THERE ANY MORE BUTTONS TO PUSH?!?!?!?!?!
Jeff Phillips - Caro/MI/U.S.A /
The problem of not knowing if there really are anymore buttons or not is the beautiful mystery of the whole thing - David
There are too few of them, please add them
Marko Teerioja - Finland /
Okay ... there are 32 altogether! - David
I feel at peace ... a sense of calm has come over me. I am at one with the universe now.
Steve Baughman - Akron, Ohio USA /
Hommmmmmmmmm Hommmmmmmmmmmm Hommmmmmmmmmm - David
I feel anxious. I couldn't find that hidden button.
I'll have to come back again to try to find it.
Jim Solleder - Riverdale, GA /
Once more into the frey! - David
And even all those words together doesn't describe it!
Sarah - Australia /
Why thank you Sarah! You were pretty unbelievable too! - David
How bizarre! Now if I could only remember how your address made it to my list of
places to visit!!!!
Paul Gandolfo - Atlanta, Georgia / Paul's Palace
Somethings are best left unremembered Paul ... perhaps it was just fate or destiny that brought you to the BGB's? - David
insane! why the hell am i doing this? Is it official now that i don't have a life?!?
Elementary Penguin - D-town, PA, US /
Yes, I'm afraid it's official, my fellow Cyber-Sister! - David
I (twitch) need more (twitch) more I say MORE! (twitch)(twitch)(twitch) He He He He!
Eric Pykonen - Shewrood, OR /
Calm yourself Eric! It'll all work itself out in the end - David
I feel...uplifted! I actually managed to do something that someone told me to do.
This is proof that there's actually some will power left in me. I'm also a DJ/journalist on Norwegian National Radio (NRK), and will mention this page on my Internet-show "Safari" on Monday morning.
Birger Vestmo - Trondheim, Norway / Birger's Place
Hey there Birger ... thanks for the plug on your show! Apparently I've been on TV in Finland too ... wish I could have known ... I might have gotten some money out of it! - David
Oh David....need i say more, second time round was even better than the first...but i'm ready now.
"Hello, i'm Sarah and i'm a buttonholic"
Thanks Davey-boy, i'll never regret this experience with you!!! *smile*
Ps. Welcome to the cyber-family...what are...a big brother??
Sarah Stewart - Australia /
Well, thank you Sarah! The experience was just as good for me .... and by the way, I'm a Cyber brother, I think! (To everyone else out there, check out the Cyber-Family Album) - David
i think it was very fun. i think it was very challenging.
Jennifer & Robin - san antonio, Texas /
I think that you're completely mad! - David
I feel better. This task is done. Thanks, Doc!
Kirtap - France / Kirtap's Place
You're welcome .... now just take two asprin and lay down for an hour - David
p.s., I got here from your fractal lesson, via your GAP page, from
your listing in InfoList
Fred Mindlin - Capitola,CA,USA / Fred's Place
Huh?! - David
it was a learning experience. Please e-mail advice on how to make my URL(?) more attractive.
Christian Rose - LA, California, USA /
I would, but you haven't included your URL! - David
i want you to press my big green button... i made one and hung it up in my room
Heather Searfoss - Ashland/Ohio/USA /
I'd love to press your button Heather, but Ashland's just a wee bit out of my daily route! I'm glad you have your own one in your room though! - David
Nothing happened in the end and I really hated it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I am not adicted, I will never use the green botton ever again.
That's what they all say, mate! - David
totally addicted. Where can I find some more Big Green Buttons?
PS: I guess you've a lot of replies from Norway today, your URL was commented on a radio-show this morning!!
Thor Aage - Oslo, Norway /
Thanks Thor ... yeah, quite a few replies from Norway (see #83 on this page) - David
It was really nice! I liked the feeling it gave me! Good work!
Torgny Seland - Halden, Norway / Torgny's Place
And what feeling was that? - David
Just another useless page that represents a completely waste of time and space,I`m
sorry to say.
Petter - Norway /
Thank you kindly, my Norwegian friend - David
I feel obused.
Remi Hansen - Norway /
'Obused'? What's that? - David
David I really feel much better for pressing your now legendary green button, it is even more exciting than it sounded in our conversation the other week. keep selling them same old shoes.... your friend geoff.
Geoff Teale - Somewhere near the moon / Geoff's Masterpiece
Well Geoff my friend, you've pressed my legendary BGB's .... now I need to play your legendary $6,000 guitar! See ya at college!- David
uhm, kind'a strange feeling just came over me......
hmmm, Are you from Mars ??????
Kind a cool www.......
Kjart Nils - Norway /
Mars? No, but thanks for the compliment - David
I did see the LIGHT, Hallelujah ... :-)
A.S - Norway /
Congratulations! What was it like? - David
I'm born again. i hope i do not get a virus now.
Rune Sxrensen - Kristiansand. Norway / Rune's Place
You shouldn't do, but if'n ya do, don't come running back here! - David
Good fun on a rainy day in Wales. U.K.
Jed Farnell - Aberystwyth. Ceredigion. Wales /
A rainy day in Wales? Well, nothing new there then, eh Jed? "Baaa!" - David
I feel an incredible anger raging inside of me!
I HATE the Big Green Buttons!!
Thomas Johnsen - Trondheim, Norway / TJ's Place
That's the spirit! - David