"How do you feel?" ...
Hilarious stuff! feel much happier *smiles*
aidan yee - Singapore / Aidan's Place
Thanks man - David
confused & somewhat hungry.
Hungry?! Most excellent way to feel! Cool! - David
Frustrated and eager for more (NOT)
chengyi - Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Frustration and Eagerness! Two wonderful feelings that absolutely do not complement each other! But I can totally understand! Hey, Click Here Chengyi - David
OK, but you are to supply "press32.html" page for people who are smart enough
(and addicted enough) to type URL manually in "Location" field... :-)
Cyril Slobin - Russia / Cyril's Cyberia
Okay, I'll see what I can do! By the way, where in Russia are you? - David
Rene Rossi - Munich, Germany
Great !!! - David
Anxious, depressed, and I think I want to jump off a bridge.
Elrod T. Snidley - Providence, RI / Elrod's Friend's Page
If my memory serves me right there's a good few Interstate bridges in Providence. Just don't leave a mess, okay? - David
Finaly my face changed to green
Peter Neumann - Hannover/Germany / Peter's Place
So what happens now? Is it still green? - David
Green......really big and kinda buttony...
richard strachan - johannesburg, south africa
Yeah, I hate it when you feel all buttony. Bleugh! - David
great idea! till 20 is was allright, then it started to get boring anyway, great idea!
my own homepage isn't finished yet, but i'll let you know. maybee i can creat something more stupid.,
jens katlschmidt - germany
Go crazy man! - David
HAhahaha It was a lot of fun! Very clever, I wish I had thought of it.
Thanks for a laugh!
Gord Locke - St. John's, Nfld., CANADA / Gord's Page
You probably don't get out much up there in Newfoundland do you? - David
...More fun than a bottle of Niquil and a box of Q-Tips
David Bayer - Wichita/Ks / David's Place??
Yeah, and we know how much fun those can be together, eh? (Wichita is a cool city! I learned to ride a motorbike in the park by the river - I forget the name) - David
Big deal - I knew this guy with some little blue pills once . . .
now that was exciting!
Adam Zar - Madison, WI, Good ol' US of A
Little blue pills? You mean Reece's Pieces right? - David
I feel humbled. Wish I thought of it. Why? I dont know. And that's what frightens me the most.
Jim Mizerock - Akron, Ohio
Hey Jim, don't be frightened! Calm yourself in the knowledge that at least you have acknowledged your humbling experience and come to terms with it! Now go and do the buttons again! - David
Tim McColm - North Hollywood, CA / Tim's Place
Hey man, keep it over your side of the modem, dude! (btw, cool license plate!) - David
I've a great idea David, (we're on first name basis by the way, i tried yesterday under my friend's name [#3]. It just isn't quite the same 2nd time round). It's boring, but I have the time. Why not have a photo of you and we can press your belly-button? It'll be 'Way Cool-er' and $50 everytime someone pushes your button? Then I'm hooked. Have a nice life...
Fania - Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
$50 for each belly-button push, huh? Sounds like a deal to me ... oh, wait a minute, who gets the money? You or me?! You have a nice life too Fania, and maybe one day you'll get to see my navel! - David
Great! But you should put in a panic button just in case my boss comes in.
Erik - Sweden / Erik's Place
Good plan Erik, but should you be playing at work anyway? Of course you should!! - David
Used. Degraded. Discarded like a used, discarded thing.
Guy Hoyle - Dallas / Guy's Place
So what you're saying is that you feel used, degraded and discarded like a used, discarded thing? So what's new, right?! - David
Well, I cheated on button 30. After 10 minutes of scrolling and pressing I couldn't find it, so I just typed in press31 at the top. I kinda feel bad about that, so much so that I
think I will try to go back and find it
Matt Baright - Urbana IL
I think you'd better! Otherwise the button monster will come out and get you one night in your dorm at college! - David
Entertaining, almost made me laugh.
Andrew Scarbro - Raleigh, NC
Almost? What, were you sort of teetering and snickering, but not actually really laughing? - David
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
Brian Switzer - Guelph, Ontario / Brian's Binary Boudoir
I'm sorry, I have to ask .... which part?! - David
I feel...fulfilled! My thoughts are now flowing in an entirely different plane!
Everyone should press the BGB's.
--A Very Satisfied User of the BGB
Duckie Choi - NJ, USA
Which plane would that be? Hopefully not a ValueJet flying over the Everglades?! - David
Duckie later wrote .... Honestly, the first thing I did was
press quit...then I read all the other folks' comments and realized there was
more to it. So, I kept on pressing and pressing the stupid button until I got
to the black page. And I cheated... because I didn't have time to find out
where the button was exactly since I'm at work right now. Man, why did you
have to do this??!
I hate you and everything about you.
Doctor Duh / The Doctor's Place
You're welcome. Please call again - David
E' il momento del merchandising! Ho messo in produzione 10.000 Grandi Bottoni Verdi (TM) in latex, da vendere 10$ l'uno ai bottone-dipendenti che visitano il tuo sito. Mettiamoci d'accordo via e-mail sui dettagli.
It's time to merchandise it! I have just produced 10,000 latex BigGreenButtonTM to be sold at 10$ to botton-addicted people visiting your site. E-mail me for the details of the bussiness.
Dome - Italy
I'll be in touch, and maybe thousands of other needy people out there! - David
Leon Malinofsky - Northampton, MA / Leon's Lair
You said it, not me! - David
This thing is so dumb, i actually like it. It is my destiny to find all
the cheez that I can on the web.
Ron Capute, "Zep" - Glen Burnie, MD / Ron's Place
Pretty sad destiny .... but I suppose someone's gotta do it, right? - David
Clever, since I cheated on the page 30 and wrote
the URL for the next page directly...
Jouni Alkio - Finland / Jouni's Place
Oooh, you sneaky little fink you - David
This is by far one of the coolest web pages I've ever encountered.
I would like to coerce my friend (and owner of this computer) into dropping
a link to the Big Green Button from our current page, The Slop Cooler
Eric - Florida / The Slop Cooler
Coerce away my good man - David
This has got to be the funniest and most fun page on the internet. Good Job.
Bob Braden - Anoka MN USA
Why thank you Bob! (You probably don't get out much, do you?!) - David
well all i can say is that is was... well... an absolute and totally complete waste of time... exactly what i look for in a web surfing experience... thank you kindly pahdner..
mark panning - bloomington, in
Hurrah! - David
I fell funny
Roger Cohen - Indiana (no email)
Well Roger, I suggest that you get up and fall over properly this time - David
Hahahaha I liked it it's kewl ... was lmao ...:)
Dan Vanderpols - Paris Ontario
Was what?! You Canadians sure are a funny bunch! - David
this is a good idea, useless, nonsensical, brainless, etc, but at least it's original.
Brendan Peveril - P.E.I Canada / Brendan's Pad
Shame that you couldn't think of an original comment, eh?! ;) - David
This time it was an intellectual game for me: I had to change the html code: bgcolor=ffffff. Make it impossible to make your selfcontrol test more difficult.
Amaury DELESALLE - Thionville/FRANCE
Salut mèc; you're a big hairy cheat!! À bientôt - David
Amaury later wrote ... Hi David. This time, it was more difficult to find your big black button in the dark because you put 5 different buttons.
Changing the html code was more difficult but still easy.
I changed each "border=0" into "border=10"
Write it in Java, maybe. See you soon, mec!
You're obviously too damned clever for me! But then you French people always did like to spoil us English's fun!! ;) - David
I just wish that I could have found the button on the dark page.
Byron - Santa Maria, California
Patience and endurance, my friend! - David
What green button????
Peggy April - Middleboro, MA
Aha! I love you Peggy! I've waited 234 comments for that one!! I'm a happy man now - David
Peggy subsequently emailed me with .... Geesh David... Lub you too... but you never
TOLD me where the green button was!
No, I didn't, and I'm still not going to! But that doesn't affect my love for you of course! - David
I looked all over that black room and I couldn't find that button. I guess that i'll have to try harder. I imagine that you are a person with a lot of free time, aren't you?
sandra zuker - Clayton, mo
I refer you to 'Second 100 Comments' #55 - David
Sandra also wrote ... I just want to know one thing. Does the Big Green Button ever stop?
I'm not telling! - David
i feel that you are a pathetic loser and you have too much free time.
if i were you i would get a life, or commit suicide. now if you would like to
press big green buttons all f.....g day you can just shove it up your ass, you piece
of f.....g shit bastard. do you understand?
Another satisfied customer! - David
Edwin Day - San Jose/CA/USA / Edwin's Place
Hey man, don't worry, it happens to us all sooner or later ... it's just that some of us get over it! - David
Pretty silly, hahahah.
Ben Bosarge - Lanett, Alabama
Why do people write "hahahah" (or similar) in emails? I mean who laughs like that?! - David
Cute program - made me laugh! Only problem is that I had to press the back button as I couldn't find the last button. Are you sure it's there? Even if it is, I'm not looking for it - my clicker finger is cramping!
Nikki Ferriol - Woodstock, GA
Another unbeliever!! Be away with you! Yes it is there, and is an 'html' document really a 'program'? Anybody? - David
Joe Blackmon - Columbus, Georgia
Thanks for the enthusiasm Joe! - David
It's with some satisfaction and self-assurance that I can
decisively kick the big green button habit at will.
Daniel D. Fineman, Sr. - Tacoma, Washington
Well sir, I most heartily congratulate you on your tremendous success. May you never start again! (I'll always remember Tacoma, WA for John Candy's role in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"!) - David
Jogi - Manila,Philippines
Jogi left no message! Please feel free to email Jogi and ask what he/she thought of the buttons! - David
I feel a tremendous releif like i finaly accomplished some thing in my life.
the feeling was so graet it was allmost like i've ben touch by god
motor rikke - copenhagen/denmark / Motor Rikke's Domain
Hey, I'm glad you felt good about it, but the chances of the Good Bloke Upstairs endorsing my Big Green Buttons is just a wee bit remote .... don't you think? - David
Damn thing near wore out my mouse!!
You obviously are not aware of the fact that I'm actually attempting worldwide mouse destruction through my buttons. My plan is to rid the world of these pesky contraptions and bring about my own invention for computer input .... damn it, I've told someone now! Crap! - David
i feel like i have serious complusive disorder
Desirae Holliday - Guntersville Alabama
.... and that would be along with your serious capital letter disorder? (I've been getting a lot of email from Mindspring.Com .... turns out my Buttons have been advertised there today! - David
i feel very depressed now that there are no more big green buttons!! GIMME ANOTHER BUTTON!!!! NOW!!!
Mandie - Perth, Australia / Mandie's Place
Calm down Mandie! Just because this is your second comment posted here (2nd 100/#87) what right do you have to demand more buttons?! I can't go around making new buttons just for anyone you know! ;) - David
I am green with envy.
Scott - St. Louis, MO / Scott's Lair
Well, as long as your not green with scurvy I'm not too concerned! - David
I feel like I need more... I've pressed the Big Red Butten that does nothing and the one that does somthing... Isn't there a yellow, black, blue, vayn, or some other button i can press?!
Nick Gosey - New Orleans, LA
What, isn't green good enough for you Nick? 'Vayn'? Is that a colour? - David
BEN - HARTLAND/WI/USA
Efficient? Efficient is the length of your comment! - David
Wow! Oh Gee! Golly! Gosh! That was the greatest experience ever!:)
I liked it so much that I added it to my web page!
Iggabod - Ontario, Canada / Iggabod's Igloo
Thanks for the link, but I reckon you'd better cut down on the caffeine! - David
I am at peace with myself and with the world. You have performed a great service
for humanity -- truly the way to enlightenment has now been found.
Valis Luminoso / Valis' Place
I accept this Nobel Prize in the name of Whirled Peas! - David
Very refreshed, thank you.
Robert Ozee - Montgomery, AL,
Thankyou .... they don't call me Mountain Dew for nothing you know - David
You apperantly have a lot of free time on your hands, and I apperantly can't spell.
Brian - St. Louis, MO
It would appear that way, and apparently you've forgotten your email! - David
Finally the proof that I'am addicted to big green buttons. My Dr. didn't
believe me! Thanks David
hans - the netherlands / Hans' Home
Hey, you just can't trust these medical types you know ... I mean, what do they really know? Your last name's not Christian Anderson by any chance? (Probably not a new one that ...) - David
How could you be so heartless? I NEED more buttons! Must have more buttons....Gimmee NOW!
BMAN (the B's for BUTTON!) - San Francisco
A true dedicated button fan this guy .... changing his name to reflect his new habit! - David
It was not unlike having sex. Except it was less sticky. And not quite as noisy. Or smelly. And in the end, it was all good.
Burrito - San Francisco (no email, but chances are this is the same guy as the one above)
Well, if the button experience was akin to sex for you, then I pity any poor girls (assumption made there) that you inflict your sexual taste upon! - David
AAAAAAhh i NEEEDD MORE BUTTONS PLEASE GIVE ME MORE BUTTONS MORE BUTTONS AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAHA
Kathy - Canton GA
Bit stressed out are we Kathy? - David
Yes, Virginia, there is a button on the black page.
Becky - South Bend, IN
To whom would we be referring to, Becky? - David
Malcolm Bayly - Australia
To be brutally frank and frankly brutal, I don't really wish to know about your ablutions! - David
I found the button on the last page. It really wasn't that hard.
You should make more Big Green Buttons.
Kitty - Duluth, Mn
Hi there Kitty; I'm sorry that my buttons didn't stimulate you enough intellectually. However, difficulty was not my main objective in the creation of the BGB. Regarding more BGB's ... they're imminent - David
Woahhh! The satisfaction to withstand the quit button soooo long cannot be described. Maybe I'll try later to do hold on even longer.
Elmar Bartel - Germany / Elmar's Place
Please do try to hold on ... someone's gotta clear up after you - David
You're sick, you know that?
T.Jones - The Netherlands
I'm sure I've heard that before somewhere - David
I'm ba-a-a-a-ack. I was feeling rather frustrated but I took out my anger by
pushing your buttons. Y'know, you should sell this little idea--you'd make
piles of money. Then you could spend the rest of your life making more of these
little pages so worthless people like me can figure 'em out. How 'bout that?
I'll be your backer. You can call it... BGB Works or BGB Ltd. Yeah.
Duckie Choi - NJ, USA
Thanks for the return visit (see #21) Duckie. Sell the BGB's?! Who'd buy them?! You get me a buyer then we'll talk business, okay? - David
Got any peanut butter? I like peanut butter.
One Rad Chick - New York, New York (no email)
Yeah, crunchy suit you? - David
Trying to find my niche on the net, somehow I feel that the Big Green Button
has steered me to the right track. I feel empowered by the instant
gratification feedback the Big Green Button provides that I've done the right
Rick White - Ocean City, MD / Rick's Ranch
Indeed you have my good man! You will now feel ready to tackle any problem that this awkward world of ours might throw at you, and you will do so with a skip in your step and a song on your tongue - David
Probably as stupid as you did when you were creating the Big Green Button
Kathy Jennings - Fairfield, VA
Game on! Fair point! - David
I feel that that was a very, usless, waste of time that provided no educational
value whatsoever. Thank you for putting it there, it was very amusing.
jordan brenner - Encino, California (no email)
You ever seen "Encino Man", Jordan? - David
I feel an incredible sense of pride and accopmlishment that I managed to hold
out and not quit before I was done
Shannon - Edmonton, Alberta
Well done Shannon, but I'm not entirely sure what "accopmlishment" means! - David
Like a truck
Chuck - West Newton, Pennsylvainia / Chuck's Truck
Yeah, I can see that, if I kinda half close my eyes and think real hard - David
I need more green buttons, where are the green buttons, I need more green buttons, more more more more, help me, I've pushed a green button and I can't get up!
Robert Barrone - South Pasadena, CA
One very sad and desperate case methinks. C'mon Robert, you can do it! You'll be okay! - David
Did you know that if you run around in a circle twice and then run around in a triangle twice and then stand in the middle of where you ran and yell "Come and get me" real loud that you will be abducted by aliens!
A friendly alien (no email)
Nothing to do with BGB's but a cool message all the same! I guess he meant to do my Alien Survey - David
I feel insane, but it took me forever to find button on press30 :)
TazQ - Listowel, Ontario
Yeah, that's the general idea ... insanity - David
TazQ then wrote ...
You know, after pressing those buttons, I somehow feel deprived of BGBs. I need more BGBs, and if you don't supply them, I'm going to have to go invent my own. Maybe you can link 31 to my green buttons (or maybe I'll make them blue), and I can link my last button to your first button, and I can make a really agonizing black page, and I'll make a table so it'll be
somewhere in he left two-thirds of the page, about 82.7654347% of the way down and I'll make it even smaller, and use a transparent .gif. Then, I'll make a page with lots of buttons! A red one a yellow one, a purple one, a rainbow one a plaid one, and grey one, and 16 big green buttons. Then, I'll write a program so users can press BGBs all day long without using up their internet time, and I'll have plugins for it, so when/if they get bored of the BGBs, they can download a pluging with 50 more BGBs, and maybe I'll have multi coloured button plugins. And plugins that will let there be 3D buttons, and maybe buttons with random colour changes. You can help design the buttons! I'll mention you in Help/About! I'll make you a hemidemisemi-god!
Can we start a religion, David's BGB-ism?
PS, on the black page, I found it. But I sneaked a peak at the source, and it was
easy to find after align=right.
PSS. I'll never be able to go a single day without thinking of buttons.
PSSS. I hope your proud of yourself.
PSSSS. I just had to make another PS
PSSSSS. yes, I'm insane.
PSSSSSS. Now i'm going to press the submit button. You should make it big and green.
And people think that I have too much time on my hands! - David
TazQ contacted me again with ...
*sigh* You never game me your thoughts on the button program. Think, we could license distribution rights! Or.. better yet, we could base a restaurant on it! David's BGB Diner. Order yer food with a push (or 31) of a BGB. We could franchise! We could be better than McDonalds! We could be richer than Bill Gates! We could overthrow the American Government and replace red tape with BGBs! THINK OF THE POSSIBILITES! You have the world wrapped around your finger. (Well, 400 people is a good chunk of the world.)
TazQ, you really are a determined guy, aren't you? We could franchise! We could be bigger than McD's! We could overthrow the US Government (and the UK's while we're at it!) and we could also get certified!! Still, if'n you really want to do something with the BGB, go ahead and mail me any thoughts, code, plans, gifs, etc .... - David
Elated, I thought by clicking onward that the screen would explode and I would be left with a red button. Good show. Since I kind of bypassed your products, will they work with netscape navigator as plug-ins?
Frank Wolniak - Carmichael, CA
I have no idea Frank. Let me know if they do! - David
Colleen Marsala - pittsburgh
Well, we can't have that Colleen. Please stop right this instant, this is a serious comments page (PS. My friend Linda Lintelman in Pittsburgh has just given birth to Andrew James on September 6th! Congratulations Linda!!) - David
anything BUT insane! :)
Martine Traub - Australia / Martine's Place
So you're saying that you remained sane throughout the process?! Wow! - David
I laughed til I cried.... this started out to be the most *unfunny*
site I'd ever visited, but.... ....well, like I said: I was doubled over with laughter as I
scoured the black page for the hidden button. A nice way to make us laugh at OURSELVES...
shea - Cuyahoga Falls, OH / Shea's Site
Well all need to laugh at ourselves occasionally, otherwise it'd always be everyone else laughing at us, right? - David
I need big green buttons, Please GIVE ME MORE BUTTONS
Chris Brown - Greenwood, IN
Another selfish BGB pusher ... always thinking of themselves! What's this world coming to? - David
Robin - Little Rock, Arkansas / Robin's Ranch
You felt "cute" after pushing the BGB's?! Now there's a first! - David
I'd like to know how to REALLY press your BUTTONS.
virtual vixen - Colleyville, tx (no email)
I'm sure we could come to some arrangement. How's next Tuesday for you? - David
tHE bIG gREEN bUTTON IS gOD. AND IT MAKES A GOOD CODE FOR CIGARETTES. "i NEED A BIG GREEN BUTTON RIGHT ABOUT NOW"
kEN mILLER - cEDARBURG wISCONSIN U.S.A. /
I see we have a small problem with our Caps Lock button? And you think that the BGB actually IS God?! Or was that a typo .... - David
I feel crazy and insane.(That's how I've always been)
Kristina Babbitt - Medford,OR,USA / Kristina's Place
Well, the two do go nicely together don't they .... kind of like peas and carrots, or skydiving and gravity - David
hey, i found the one on the black page, what does that mean? AM I STRANGE? do i have some special powers?@! will this skill help me later in life? will this get my name in big letters on the page? am i better person because of this? DAVE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME@!
Dennis - Waterbury, CT / Dennis' Den
Well Dennis, it's like this ... 1) It means that you're patient; 2) Quite possibly; 3) Not that I'm aware of; 4) Who knows?!; 5) No; 6) Absolutely No; 7) Nothing ... you brought this on yourself, as the previous buttons warned you about - David
What? There arn't any more buttons? [Wimper] I guesse I'll just have to go press the big red button for a while...But it just won't be the same.
Treker L - USA / Treker's Tent
It's not the same is it? That's because it's a QUIT button .... designed to help people leave before it's too late .... it's obviously too late for you my friend .... there's nothing anybody can do anymore. Sorry mate - David
refreshed! great! best i've felt in years!
joe kovach - wintersville,oh / Joe's Jalopy
Better than a 50 mile bike ride, huh? - David
I need more green buttons or else I will go through withdrawl.
Mike Hunt - Up Yours, Nebraska /
"Withdrawl"? Isn't that a southern USA accent? - David
I need more!!!!
Clint Wilson - Haughton/La/USA /
Tough!!!! - David
This experience has awakened something deep within my soul. I see things differently
now. I no longer "just push the button" I am a part of the button and the button is a part
of me. I am one with the button!
Lethargo - Calif. /
This is good. This is what we want. More psychological crap. Bring it on! - David
i feel like i need a spanking. i've been a bad boy.i used the big green button for my own sick pleasure.
ryan birch - dekalb, il /
It's obviously been too long since your last confession. Say 20 Hail Caesar's and read my story as your penance (good advertisement!) - David
More, must have more buttons, must have MORE!!!!!
ZLB - Greensburg, PA / ZLB's Place
Sorry, it just ain't gonna happen - David
Roger Keyser - Atlanta, GA /
Like a dollar bill? - David
I feel...like there are many other buttons out there for me..Shiny, red candy-like buttons! No time to talk..must find buttons
Glenn Stern - Gulfport, FL /
Any luck? - David
Great way to really get the blood pressure moving UP, UP, UP. I knew nothing bad would happen (I hoped), but I just couldn't stop myself until it got to "funeral" time. Thanks.
Deborah Gilmore - Lithonia, GA / Deb's Domain
Yeah, but how do you get it to go back DOWN, DOWN, DOWN? - David
Just a little bit strange. I just wanted to see how far you had taken this. I only went
through about fifteen pages and then I changed the URL to 40.html and then 30.html. I used
the same method to find the button. Why would you make the page so large unless you
were going to place the button close to the bottom. I guess you got me......
Lance Allred - Atlanta, Ga /
It's all a cunning ploy you see ... - David
Stacey Johnson - Auburn, AL /
I like that .... non-commital! - David
I've wasted so much time it's hardly worth the effort to respond...however, The time you've wasted creating this worthless diversion requires a responce. Get a life! Get a cheeseburger! Have a beer! And for God's sake get laid (by a female) before you snap and start surfing child porn web sites, sitting naked except for a pair of over stretched "Huggies" and a bag of Doritoes in your sick puppy, twisted hands!
Ripped Off - Atlanta/GA/USA /
Jeez, how do you know all that?!! Are you watching me? - David
Just one more please! I only need one more. I know I would have quit with just one more. PLEASE!
Gary Robinson - Montgomery, AL /
Ah but Gary, it's always the same ... one more leads to one more and then you're hooked again .... it's a vicious circle .... best to cut it now mate - David
well, sort of satisfied
Bud - Raleigh NC /
Unsure? Go back, do it all again then write back - David
I was just a bit disappointed that you didn't have another button in the
black screen...... Next time, PUT ONE IN THERE!!!!!
Chuck Baird - Powder Springs, Ga /
Yes boss .... what do you suggest? - David